I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
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I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
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I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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