I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
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I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
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It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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