So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
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P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
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Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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