I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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