this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
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what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
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Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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