Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
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She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
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SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
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