last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
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that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
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if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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