There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
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What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
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This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
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