Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
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We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
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Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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