using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
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Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
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And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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