Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
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i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
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Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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