Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
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Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
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We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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