There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
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Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
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He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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