how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
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It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
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YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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