I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
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i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
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Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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