guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
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Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
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There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I have already put on my inside pants.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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