I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
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oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
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We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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