I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
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I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
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I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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