there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
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Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
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So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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