I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
apparently the secret to your success is patron
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
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he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
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My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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