found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
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So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
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First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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