This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
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Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
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I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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