I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
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You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
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Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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