Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
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I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
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No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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