That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
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Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
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Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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