i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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