New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
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He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
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So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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