how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
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Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
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I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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