everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
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she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
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I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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