I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
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I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
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There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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