I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
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You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
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Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
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