Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
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I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
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Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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