The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
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Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
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Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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