Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
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masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
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Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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