school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
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She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
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You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
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