Pass out mid-funnel last night.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
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I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
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No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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