Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
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It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
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He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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