ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
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well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
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I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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