just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
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there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
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I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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