Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
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My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
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My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Two words: nipple clamps
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