this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
i just google imaged poop.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
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$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
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Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
so much tequila, so little girl.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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