Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
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Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
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it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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