I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
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can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
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I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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