My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
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I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
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banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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