Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
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i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
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Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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