Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
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I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
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I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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