Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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