Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
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im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
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I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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