Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
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I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
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Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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