Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
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Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
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I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
i out mim tonsoeep
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